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oedipusrexcomplex:

aclements:

“I can’t go to Hedonism. I’m not gonna have a good time. I won’t get laid.”

“What? Why’s that?”

“Because my dick fell off.”

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chuckles333:

this shit slapss

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Balance and Composure

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eatmyshortsbia:

Workaholics

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